This Is A Stick Up! Give Me All Of Your Inspiration.

I'm really just checking in. I have been very frustrated with the sever case of writers block that has crippled my blogging efforts in recent weeks. I'm open to any thoughts, suggestions, or stories any one might have. As for me I will continue to stare at a blank word document screen.

G'night

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Customers Are Never Happy

Yesterday at work I was introduced to Bill. Bill was another salesman's customer. Seeing as it was that salespersons day off and I said "Hello" I was on deck. "What can I do for you Bill?" Me and my big mouth.

Bill starts explaining that he is very upset about the way he was treated. "It's a down right outrage!" he exclaimed. (you tan tell by my punctuation.) He was very upset that the price he received three days ago was different than the price he got yesterday, on the same car. Okay, Okay wait a minute. This is a real problem. "Let me see what you've got there Bill and I will get right to the bottom of it. Promise." He shows me both offers.

How did I not see something this stupid coming a mile away.

The offer Bill received three days ago was (round numbers) $25,000.00. Okay. The offer he got yesterday was $23,000.00. Seriously? Really? you are coming to me mad because you got a $2,000 better deal? I don't even know how to respond, so I ask the only thought I can muster. "You are upset the price is lower?"

Of course he answers "Yes" I am in udder disbelief. He thinks "people shouldn't be treated this way." I almost said "Okay, have it your way. The price just went up two grand." Instead I took it to management and let them handle it.

Bill leaves swearing  to get an appointment with the owner. I've already penciled him in.

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I Need You!

It's been a long time since I have had anything good to post. Much to my surprise traffic to the site is down, but not out. I see there is a steady stream of visits even when I haven't written anything in about a month. So this leads me to beg, Please Please Please get interactive with this blog. Tell me what you like don't like what you want what you don't want. Let me have it. Be brutal. I want this site to grow and be more entertaining but I NEED YOU! the reader to participate. You are the whole reason I'm doing this, to entertain you. So tell me what you want.

Now that that's out of the way.

I wish to share with you a collection of quotes. It was compiled by a former co-worker. Theses are quotes from a sales manager, we worked with when I first started selling cars. The following is of his best.

 "I beat that game, bro!"

"You have to be ruthless to be a man in my position"

"I stole that trade, bro"

"I have more heart then any man here"

"I only date hot ones, I like'em hot, not cute"

"I'll knock your dick in the dirt"

"Would ya?  You couldn't handle that"

"I don't give a fuck"

"I've been around the block; you guys are all jealous"

"What do you know about selling cars?"

"I was the best that's why I got this job!"

"Sell that and see what you get!"

"That's worth more then what you think, bro."

"That's a rat a tat tat rat, bro!"

"Everybody knows me, man.  Everybody."

"I wish I would see him in public, bro, I'd have my boy jimmy hit him!"

"I'm the most eligible bachelor in this town!"

Thank you to the contributing salesmen, Who knows who he is.

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